in prague they sell you absynth that I am pretty sure is mouthwash aka - the american discount.
got some big ass straws on the rider today.
poop does itch...
sometimes ordering the only things you recognise on a german menu dosent always work out the way you planned....
took me about 45 minuits to try and figuire out this shower. amazing.
half shaved bison grass vodka?
think they are mean going in? pretty angry coming out...
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
we have been getting some good french hate mail just 2 days into our tour.
this is from davide grosso (email@example.com)
and he writes :
so, last evening yo've do a great concert. I don't know if you read the messega or you pay someone to do it. I have to say that YOU ARE THE WORST PUNK HARDCORE OR WHAT YOU LIKE BECAUSE, You do a concert in Paris, the concert began 9' and at 10 you've finished!!!???SO, you know i've paid 20 euros and you have not respect for all the guys that have paid for you. YOU DON'T MAKE A BIS, YOU DON'T RESPECT THE PEOPLE THAT WAS THERE FOR YOU!!! AND THEN, AFTER THE CONCERT THEY PUT ON SOMETHING LIKE SHIT ROMANTIC MUSIC HOW TO SAY.... GO AWAY!!GO BACK HOME GUYS!!!IS ALL FINISHED!!
AND YOU THINK YOU'RE PUNK OR SOMETHING?YOU MAKE A CONCERT FOR THE CHILDREN I KNOW THAT YOU CAN SMILE AT THIS WORDS BUT YOU KNOW
NOW YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS BUT NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOU!!!
AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREAT
IF I TAKE 20 EUROS AND I EAT IT I'M TOO MUCH HAPPY, YOU KNOW?
SURE YOU'VE GOT ORANGE AMPLI AND FENDER BUT YOU'RE SHIT SHIT SHIT.
AND IF I SAY THIS THINGS IT'S BECAUSE I LIKED YOU BUT YOU HAVE DELUSE ME, YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECTED ME AND IN THIS KIND OF THINGS...MUSIC, CONCERT YOU KNOW? THE RESPECT FOR WHO PAY IS THE MORE IMPORTANT THING. SO GOOD BYE AND I WISH YOU A GREAT TOURNEE AROUND THE WORLD BECAUSE I HOPE THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST.
YOU ARE REALLY NOT A ROCKER, NOT A PUNK, NOT AN HARDCORE, NOT A MUSICIAN...NOTHING.
SMILE SMILE...BUT IN LIFE
THERE ARE SO MANY BEST THING.
YOUR EX FAN
IF YOU ARE REALLY MAN YOU WILL ANSWER TO THIS CRITIC BUT I THINK THAT ALL OF YOU CAST WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO YOU....
AN FUCK WITH IT!
thanks davide - even though it sounds like you are chewing on gravel when you type, I think we get what you mean. next time we will play for 2 hrs and not use name brand equipment. thanks for your continued support!
this next gem come from Thomas Michael Yvon LIEB (firstname.lastname@example.org)
and he writes:
The principles are the same everywhere. The fact that you're
tour does not give you any legitimacy to each of your actions.
girls you know, some are ready in many things
and you must remain humble and not easy. The drive does
must not take precedence over reflection. My Fanny is not
those of the. I forbid you a gesture, a look of seductive or
the hit tonight.
I fought to be with Fanny, not you.
You did not know. Nobody knows who she really is.
Please leave her alone.
If I learned a special event tonight know that the consequences would be catastrophic and I will come see you in a Dijon for example...
stay straight motherfuckers!
I hate you. I hate Matt above all.
thanks thomas, even though we have no idea what you are talking about, we think you should take up rapping. preferably about child safety. how to look both ways before you cross the street, how to brush your teeth without eating the toothpaste, and the hygiene problems that can arise if you don't wipe your fanny more then once. we got some hook ups at some record labels, and if you send us a demo, we can get it into the hands of some real movers and shakers! thanks for your support!